Take a good look at this. This creature is rarely seen—but we know it exists. It picks its victims well in advance. It preys on their minds slowly, using its chicken brainwaves. If all fails, it abducts them, at the very last minute. Rumor has it that this creature was spawned by ManBearPig, fraternizing with some chickens.

It is known that ManBearChicken thinks using the precautionary principle – for everything, including debating global warming skeptics.



  1. realityreturns

    Hi Shub

    I like the chicken idea. The epitome of the Nanny State joins the “climate terror” creature, manbearpig, to roam the Earth alone as a duo……well Al Gore’s math is not very good.