Take a good look at this. This creature is rarely seen—but we know it exists. It picks its victims well in advance. It preys on their minds slowly, using its chicken brainwaves. If all fails, it abducts them, at the very last minute. Rumor has it that this creature was spawned by ManBearPig, fraternizing with some chickens.
It is known that ManBearChicken thinks using the precautionary principle – for everything, including debating global warming skeptics.